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cheia:

WASSUUUUP? YEAH BABY! I’m here today to apologize for my earlier comments. I used an offensive term to describe a group of people who made America the great… continent that it is today. These kick-ass people have given the world countless bodacious things like The Birther Movement, intelligent design, water parks… no, I will not endorse water parks. They are a cesspool of disease and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs. You know what you people have given the world? Girls Gone Wild, the Golden Globes, cans that tell you how cold beer is, Florida, Bratz dolls. Because of you, there may be an Entourage movie! You know what, I give up. You should know better, but no. You’re just gonna keep on riding motorcycles, having unprotected sex and voting against free health care. You will make the same self-destructive decisions over and over and you will never really be happy. And your jaw will hurt all the time. No one will make you Deutsche pancakes or welcome you home smelling of hot dog water and onion. Or let you break out of jail when you play monopoly. Oh my God, I’m such an idiot!

30 Rock, 6x03 Idiots Are People Three!


Via Fuck Yeah Liz Lemon


tloui:

wefeedbrain:

Scarlett O’Hara, mother of all bitchfaces.

I give this look to quite a few worthy candidates. 







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Listening to “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj…

bebhalicious:

Via I loved Ophelia

thedailywhat:

Office Spinoff of the Day: Dwight Schrute may be getting his own show.

NBC is reportedly developing a spinoff series for the popular Office character. The project is in its infancy, but the network is setting its sights on a midseason 2013 launch date.

The show will be a family sitcom, based on a premise proposed by Schrute actor Rainn Wilson and Office showrunner Paul Lieberstein (who plays Toby). According to an early synopsis, the spinoff will be set at Dwight’s beet farm and B&B.

“Paul and Rainn have been joking for years about Dwight’s life on the farm, his family and how ill-suited he is to run a B&B,” a source told Deadline. “A while ago, it started to feel like a show to them. NBC agreed, it’s been further developed to include multiple generations, many cousins and neighbors. At its base it will be about a family farm struggling to survive and a family trying to stay together.” 

Office executive producers Ben Silverman and Howard Klein are also attached. Greg Daniels will reportedly sit this one out.

[deadline.]

YES!!!!!!!



must get this for  a married friend LMAAAOOOO

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